What would happen if Junichi actually picked Aisia in the end…

Nemu > Aisia. Don’t worry all…. Kotori > everyone.

Aisia is still find her annoying and sickeningly optimistic. For the past week I went back and re-watched all 52 episodes of Da Capo. Why? I have no idea, other than I was in sore need of a good bishojou series when all the stuff that aired in the fall was mediocre except OtoBoku. Kanon doesn’t count because everyone knew that would be one of the best series in all of 2006, and KyoAni has not let everyone down. In fact, they’re proven they’re better than anyone expected. You’re not watching? You must really not like anime! Ahem…. but Kanon is for another day (for sure), this post is about Da Capo.

I still do not like Aisia. Everyone wants to hate on Nemu. Everyone hates her for being Nemu… and rightfully so! Look at how me made Kotori and Sakura suffer just fore being Nemu! Die bitch DIE! In truth, I feel bad because everyone hates Nemu. Yes, she wins in the end, and crushes all our hopes and dreams for one of the greatest bishoujos of all time (and a solid member of my harem), but she never actually did anything bad in the anime. So Nemu, you’ll get no hate from me in this post… but know this. You hurt Kotori… you answer to ME! But back to the annoying one–Aisia. Out of all characters, Aisia is the only one I cannot agree with. Perhaps it’s her overly idealistic views of how everyone should be happy. We all know that’s bullshit, yet she insists… and we put up with 24 1/2 episodes of “Magic should be used to make everyone happy.” It really makes me want to barf. Perhaps it’s how her fucking ribbon doesn’t go along with her lame hairstyle. Or perhaps it’s her failed cuteness. Or it’s the fact that she causes Kotori more pain. Nah, it’s the fact that she’s taking screen time away from Kotori is what makes her annoying beyond belief. I’m glad that she was, for the most part, and anime original character (”Aisia” doesn’t actually appear in the Da Capo game). Aisia in a sleeveless seifuku (::drools::) isn’t worth anyone’s time.

Let’s put it this way. You’ve got the cutest girl in town with you pretty much all day, and she’s like one of you’re closest friends. She makes sure you get up on time. She does her best to make sure what she cooks for you is tasty. She’s smart. She’s a talented singer. Everyone in town (men and women) want to bone her. She knows you inside and out. You’re basically a couple, but it’s not official. And she’s been in love with you for over 2 years. It’s like a dream situation. I’d give up a testicle for Kotori and that senario. Everything is love-love… and one day after getting trapped in the rain Kotori ends up your house with no one else home and she’s soaked. Of course, she’s gotta take a shower, so you’ve got the town’s most beautiful girl naked in your bathtub and all she can think about it YOU…. and then fucking Aisia stumbles through the door… You’d think threesome, but no…. Aisia is dumber than a cross-breed between Robo-Miharu, season 1 Moe-sempai, and some twigs.

Fatality bonus. Thank you Konomi for taking care of everything.

I remember the first time I watched the second season of Da Capo in the earlier part of 2006 (whenever it finally was finished getting subbed). All through episode 1, I was thinking, “Oh shit! Nemu’s dead and Kotori’s gonna find her happiness!” But no…

As for Da Capo’s second season, my opinions of it really have been reconfirmed. It’s better than the first season in terms of production value, music, story, characters, and pacing, but the first season is more watchable. The second season also gets brownie points simply for more Chiwasu~ and more hat-wearing-girls. But then it loses points for too much watching my harem member get hurt. The fact the Kotori does not win in the end makes the second season a failed attempt. Sorry Nemu, I really do like you, but in the end you’re still a hinderance.

Don’t get this parody? Click here and here.

Bad End. But doesn’t Kotori look oh-so-cute in “I’m gonna slit your neck bitch” mode? ~Hanyan~ I can’t read Korean, but you get the picuture. Junichi, it’s time to reload an old Da Capo save file.

Junichi, you picked the wrong path. Bad end.

I’m not a proponent for violence, but Kotori can go on a mass killing spree and I wouldn’t mind. Kotori-chan, you can kill Nemu as many times as your tender heart desires. Better yet, you can take out all your frustration on Aisia, who is the real enemy. Aisia is the real reason behind world hunger, global warming, and my current unemployment.

It’s funny… I’ve watched more anime in the past couple months then I did most of the summer months. I wasted a good week and half re-watching Da Capo though. =_= I was working on that “My Harem” post (which I’ve been slacking on for the past month and a half), and when I got to Kotori, I realized I almost never think about Da Capo and decided to skim a few episodes. Then I got hooked on it… and 52 episodes later, here I am. I feel a bishoujo burnout coming on. Between this and Kanon, it’s a major Horie Yui and Tamura Yukari burnout. And I’m reading the Kashimashi manga with their voices in mind. Looks like I need to watch something without a harem for a few days until I decide what series i’m going to plow through next.

Yay for lists! Da Capo Girls Power Ranking:

[01] Kotori
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LOADING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _|-|o !
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[02] Sakura
[03] Miharu (real and robot)
[04] Mako
[05] Nemu
[06] Moe (season 1)
[07] Tamaki
[08] Misaki/Yoriko
[09] Utamaru (Yes, I put the fucking cat here)
[10] Tsukishiro Alice
[11-12] Kotori’s friends
[13] Fushigi-san (Yes, I know this is a guy)
[FAIL] Aisia

The only thing redeeming about Aisia was her seiyuu, Miyazaki Ui, who eventually went on to voice Kirino in Gift and Iroha in Sumomomo Momomo. And now I leave you with pleasant thoughts and moe overload. Chiwasu~ (^_~)

Chiwasu~!!!